[賽后帖]??獨(dú)行俠三人20+擒勇士4連勝 弗拉格21+11 庫(kù)里38分 庫(kù)明加傷退
雙方數(shù)據(jù)：
勇士（25-21）：庫(kù)里38分4板1助、梅爾頓22分3板2助2斷、穆迪12分3板3助2斷、庫(kù)明加10分1板2助2斷、波杰姆斯基9分4板10助2斷、希爾德6分1板1助、桑托斯5分4板、格林4分4板5助2斷、佩頓4分3板、霍福德3分8板3助、波斯特2分、理查德2助3斷
獨(dú)行俠（19-26）：馬紹爾30分7板9助、弗拉格21分11板2助、克里斯蒂21分4板2助、威廉姆斯19分5板4助、鮑威爾10分12板1助、華盛頓10分6板3助2斷3帽、克萊6分4板、內(nèi)姆哈德5分2板3助、西塞1分1板、馬丁2板1助2帽
[–]Warriorscurrychaos 882 points 8 hours ago* His best chance to get a 5th ring is to find a time machine and:
A. Go back to june 2016 and tell draymond NOT to touch lebron no matter what
B. Go back to june 2019 and tell Klay NOT to attempt any dunks
C. Go back to november 2020 and tell Klay NOT to play any offseason pickup games
D. Go back to october 2022 and tell either Draymond or Poole to skip practice
勇士球迷：他拿第5枚戒指的唯一機(jī)會(huì)就是找個(gè)時(shí)光機(jī)：
A. 穿越回2016年6月，告訴追夢(mèng)無(wú)論如何絕對(duì)不要去碰勒布朗。
B. 穿越回2019年6月，告訴克萊絕對(duì)不要嘗試扣籃。
C. 穿越回2020年11月，告訴克萊絕對(duì)不要去打休賽期的野球。
D. 穿越回2022年10月，告訴追夢(mèng)或者普爾那天別去訓(xùn)練。
[–][MIA] Alonzo MourningOde1st 373 points 7 hours ago
Go back in time to tell Lacob that time is linear and there can only be one timeline
熱火球迷：穿越回去告訴拉科布，時(shí)間是線性的，只能有“一條時(shí)間線”。
[–]fallen_estarossa 158 points 7 hours ago
And draft league ready prospects in Haliburton (2020) and Franz (2021)
球迷：順便在選秀大會(huì)上選那些能即插即用的潛力股，比如哈利伯頓（2020年）和弗朗茨·瓦格納（2021年）。
[–]Rocketsanonymoususer6407 83 points 7 hours ago* Silliest thing the ownership has ever done. Steph never needed a big man superstar to win so how would drafting one help.
KD is 6’11, but not a true big man. Wagner would’ve been a good prospect since he’s of a similar formula. Kerr wanted those two and Lacob said it’s my way or the highway. I can see why he wants to retire.
火箭球迷：這是管理層做過(guò)的最蠢的事。庫(kù)里奪冠從來(lái)就不需要超級(jí)內(nèi)線，選個(gè)大個(gè)子能幫上什么忙？
杜蘭特雖然2米11，但他不是傳統(tǒng)大個(gè)。瓦格納是個(gè)好苗子，他也是類(lèi)似的配方。科爾當(dāng)時(shí)想要這倆人，但拉科布說(shuō)要么聽(tīng)我的要么滾蛋。我現(xiàn)在明白科爾為啥想退休了。
[–]Ston3yy 96 points 7 hours ago
Go to 2020 and not pick James Wiseman lol
球迷：穿越回2020年，死都別選詹姆斯·懷斯曼，哈哈。
[–]WarriorsTheRealSlumShedy 39 points 7 hours ago
Of course the one year in the 2020s that didn’t have an elite big ??
勇士球迷：偏偏就選了21世紀(jì)20年代唯一一個(gè)沒(méi)有頂級(jí)大個(gè)子的一年選秀??
[–]Warriorstmperflare 94 points 8 hours ago
We're going to be getting a lot more of these kinds of posts.
勇士球迷：以后咱們會(huì)看到越來(lái)越多這種帖子了。
[–]WarriorsCoolguynumber01 419 points 8 hours ago
Steph’s still elite but our owner’s been planning for life after Steph for 3+ years now. i hate this shit man
勇士球迷：庫(kù)里依然是頂級(jí)的，但我們的老板已經(jīng)為“后庫(kù)里時(shí)代”籌劃了3年多了。我真是煩透了這個(gè)。
[–]PrinceJMoney089 259 points 8 hours ago
The owner started his bullshit two timeline crap when Steph was 31 lmao
球迷：庫(kù)里31歲的時(shí)候，老板就開(kāi)始搞他那狗屁“兩條時(shí)間線”了，笑死。
[–]WarriorsCoolguynumber01 130 points 8 hours ago
what a fall from grace from Lacob. went from hiring the right people and letting them do their job to becoming NBA’s Jerry Jones
勇士球迷：拉科布真是跌落神壇啊。從當(dāng)年聘請(qǐng)合適的人并放權(quán)讓他們?nèi)ジ?，變成了現(xiàn)在的NBA版杰里·瓊斯（NFL達(dá)拉斯牛仔隊(duì)獨(dú)裁老板）。
[–]PrinceJMoney089 68 points 8 hours ago
Dudes a clown I have no idea how he of all people gave up on Steph when he was 31 considering the entire franchise is a Steph merchant
球迷：這家伙就是個(gè)小丑，我真不明白考慮到整個(gè)球隊(duì)都是靠庫(kù)里吃飯的，他怎么好意思在庫(kù)里31歲的時(shí)候就放棄他。
[–]asonkidd 51 points 7 hours ago
I mean going for Jimmy and staying with Dray isn't exactly the work of someone who isn't trying to contend with Steph in mind. They had some horrible draft picks that ruined plans but even then they still won a title post Klay injury and KD leaving. Most teams never see a title.
球迷：講道理，去追求吉米·巴特勒并且留住追夢(mèng)，這不像是一個(gè)不想圍繞庫(kù)里爭(zhēng)冠的人干出來(lái)的事。他們確實(shí)有過(guò)一些爛到爆的選秀毀了計(jì)劃，但即使在克萊受傷和杜蘭特離開(kāi)后，他們還是奪了一次冠。大多數(shù)球隊(duì)一輩子都沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)總冠軍呢。
[–]WarriorsSokkawater10 47 points 7 hours ago
They have repeatedly refused to trade future picks. It’s just that Steph’s longevity has made them current picks.
Podz, Moody, Kuminga, Wiseman All shoudlve been traded before even becoming picks for actual players.
勇士球迷：他們一而再再而三地拒絕交易未來(lái)選秀權(quán)。只是庫(kù)里的超長(zhǎng)巔峰期把“未來(lái)”變成了“現(xiàn)在”。
波杰姆斯基、穆迪、庫(kù)明加、懷斯曼，這幫人在被選中之前就應(yīng)該統(tǒng)統(tǒng)被打包交易換成真正的即戰(zhàn)力球員。
[–]WarriorsCharlie_Wax 39 points 7 hours ago
All their cap is tied up in 35+ year old Steph, Jimmy, and Draymond.
To say they are playing for the future is pure science fiction.
勇士球迷：他們所有的薪資空間都鎖在35歲以上的庫(kù)里、巴特勒和追夢(mèng)身上了。
要說(shuō)他們這是在為未來(lái)打球，純屬科幻小說(shuō)。
[–]WarriorsSerAardvark 201 points 8 hours ago
2020-21 Warriors are back baby.
勇士球迷：2020-21賽季的勇士隊(duì)又回來(lái)了寶貝們。
[–]Lakerslakers082433 202 points 8 hours ago
Curry deserves better man. Seeing my favorite player like this hurts me a bit
湖人球迷：庫(kù)里值得更好的隊(duì)友?？粗易钕矚g的球員打成這樣，我心里真不是滋味。
[–]asonkidd 110 points 8 hours ago
Steph will go down with the ship into his twilight ala Dirk. Don't feel sad. He is the Warriors through good and bad. The run doesn't last forever.
球迷：庫(kù)里會(huì)在職業(yè)生涯末期像諾維茨基一樣隨船沉沒(méi)。別難過(guò)。無(wú)論好壞，他就是勇士隊(duì)的化身。沒(méi)有永遠(yuǎn)的王朝。
[–]Wizardscashappmebitch 39 points 8 hours ago
I don’t think anybody feels bad for the dude with 4 championships
奇才球迷：我覺(jué)得沒(méi)人會(huì)去同情一個(gè)擁有4個(gè)總冠軍的家伙。
[–]WarriorsMQZ01 51 points 7 hours ago
Obviously he could retire tomorrow as one of the greatest ever, but it’s still bittersweet imo watching him continue to ball out on a painfully mediocre team
勇士球迷：顯然他就算明天原地退役也是歷史最佳之一，但在我看來(lái)，看著他在一支平庸得令人痛苦的球隊(duì)里繼續(xù)拼命，心里依然五味雜陳。
[–]CelticsIconicNova 58 points 8 hours ago
It’s depressing af watching Steph’s career end up on this roster
凱爾特人球迷：看著庫(kù)里的職業(yè)生涯在這種垃圾陣容里走向終點(diǎn)，真是太壓抑了。
[–][GSW] Stephen Currysctthuynh 101 points 8 hours ago
Kerr putting Curry in lineups with two offensive negatives, Draymond and Payton is malpractice. It's not 2016 anymore.
勇士球迷：科爾把庫(kù)里和兩個(gè)進(jìn)攻黑洞——追夢(mèng)和小佩頓——放在同一套陣容里，簡(jiǎn)直是失職。現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)不是2016年了。
[–]WarriorsCoolguynumber01 43 points 8 hours ago
Kerr’s trying out new lineups on the fly. has no choice too. Gonna be tough to play Dray with Steph if Dray is gonna continue playing with no effort
勇士球迷：科爾也在摸著石頭過(guò)河試新陣容。他也沒(méi)辦法啊。如果追夢(mèng)繼續(xù)在場(chǎng)上夢(mèng)游出工不出力，那讓他和庫(kù)里搭檔就太難了。
[–]San Francisco WarriorsG_Riel_ 50 points 8 hours ago
It's unfortunate how much the team has to bend just to make Draymond playable and he's still bad.
勇士球迷：不幸的是，全隊(duì)都在為了遷就追夢(mèng)能上場(chǎng)而做出巨大的妥協(xié)，結(jié)果他打得還是那么爛。
[–]Trail BlazersMrBuckBuck 44 points 8 hours ago
Get him some help
開(kāi)拓者球迷：給他找點(diǎn)幫手吧。
[–]gridironk 93 points 8 hours ago
Kuminga +18 in 9 mins
Warriors -26 in the minutes he don’t play
球迷：庫(kù)明加出戰(zhàn)9分鐘正負(fù)值+18。
他不在場(chǎng)的上場(chǎng)時(shí)間里，勇士?jī)糌?fù)26分。
[–]WarriorsMC-Jdf 131 points 8 hours ago
However cooked you think the Warriors are, we are more cooked than that.
勇士球迷：無(wú)論你覺(jué)得勇士現(xiàn)在有多爛，實(shí)際上我們比那還要爛。
[–]Mavericksdarti_me 43 points 7 hours ago
Steph is truly in basketball hell
獨(dú)行俠球迷：庫(kù)里現(xiàn)在真的是身處籃球地獄啊。
[–]RollGata 81 points 8 hours ago
Klutch Draymond performance leading the comeback in the 4th
球迷：追夢(mèng)第四節(jié)的“關(guān)鍵（Klutch，雙關(guān)詹姆斯所在的Klutch經(jīng)紀(jì)公司）”表現(xiàn)帶隊(duì)（被）逆轉(zhuǎn)了。
[–]WarriorsWIZONE4LIFE 49 points 8 hours ago
Having a useless teammate still better than having Draymond helping the other team.
勇士球迷：有個(gè)沒(méi)用的隊(duì)友，也總比追夢(mèng)幫著對(duì)面打球強(qiáng)。
[–]Foreign_Comb71 43 points 8 hours ago
Draymond “Klutch” Green had more fouls than points, rebounds, or assists
球迷：“關(guān)鍵先生”追夢(mèng)·格林的犯規(guī)數(shù)，比他的得分、籃板或助攻數(shù)還要多。
來(lái)源：Reddit
編譯：Aaron
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