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鍵盤(pán)俠|波津身材像字母哥投籃像希爾德!庫(kù)明加是沒(méi)技術(shù)的約翰遜

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名記 Shams 報(bào)道,勇士將庫(kù)明加、希爾德交易至老鷹,得到冠軍內(nèi)線波爾津吉斯!

多位名記后續(xù)跟進(jìn)報(bào)道,這筆交易沒(méi)有選秀權(quán)的參與。

Shams 補(bǔ)充報(bào)道稱(chēng),過(guò)去數(shù)月,勇士一直將波爾津吉斯列為引援目標(biāo),如今終于簽下這位能拉開(kāi)空間的內(nèi)線大將。而老鷹這邊,主帥斯奈德則收獲了一位潛力十足的側(cè)翼球員庫(kù)明加,同時(shí)陣中還添了一名外線神射手希爾德。

[–]BullsDGReverse 5681 points 3 hours ago

Wait that’s not Giannis

公牛球迷:等等,這不是字母哥啊。

[–]Bullsgbmaulin 1577 points 2 hours ago

Even taller and therefore better!

公牛球迷:這人比字母哥還高,所以更強(qiáng)!

[–]Celtics17461863372823734930 639 points 2 hours ago

Big like Giannis, shoots like Buddy

凱爾特人球迷:身材像字母哥,投籃像希爾德。

[–]Hawksamidon1130 378 points 2 hours ago

Yes, KP is awesome when he plays but he doesn't play

老鷹球迷:是的,波爾津吉斯打球的時(shí)候很強(qiáng),但他不打球啊。

[–]KnicksoochiewallyWallyserb 304 points 2 hours ago

He is a unicorn. Cause he rarely appears.

尼克斯球迷:他是獨(dú)角獸。因?yàn)樗麡O少出現(xiàn)。

[–]Heatcleo22270 4496 points 3 hours ago

Completed the Celtics old center rotation

熱火球迷:集齊了凱爾特人的舊中鋒輪換。

[–]Celticsjrlandry 879 points 2 hours ago

Sadly Kornet is on the Spurs, and are smart enough to not let him go

凱爾特人球迷:可惜科內(nèi)特在馬刺,而且馬刺很聰明,不會(huì)放他走的。

[–]SpursZyndiana_Jones 411 points 2 hours ago

thank god, kornet has been amazing

馬刺球迷:謝天謝地,科內(nèi)特表現(xiàn)太棒了。

[–]ThunderTitaniumC4206 3294 points 3 hours ago

KUMINGA IS FINALLY FREE

雷霆球迷:庫(kù)明加終于自由了!

[–]BucksPumpkinHead555 1364 points 3 hours ago

I’m actually happy for him, but it's time to prove his worth now. No more excuses.

雄鹿球迷:我真心為他感到高興,但現(xiàn)在是證明他價(jià)值的時(shí)候了。別再找借口了。

[–]KnicksVinnie_Vegas 775 points 2 hours ago

I mean... Isn't Atlanta a fucking terrible fit for him? He's just Jalen Johnson without skills.

尼克斯球迷:我的意思是…… 亞特蘭大對(duì)他來(lái)說(shuō)不是個(gè)爛透了的歸宿嗎? 他就是個(gè)沒(méi)有技術(shù)的杰倫?約翰遜。

[–]Thundertopofthecc 720 points 2 hours ago

Now they have Jalen Johnson and Alen Ohnson.

雷霆球迷:現(xiàn)在他們有了杰倫?約翰遜(Jalen Johnson)和艾倫?昂遜(Alen Ohnson,注:暗示庫(kù)明加沒(méi)有 J—— 跳投)。

[–]WarriorsJack_The_Sparrow_ 1633 points 3 hours ago

HELL YEAH! FINALLY ADDING THE NEEDED DEPTH TO OUR INJURY RESERVE

勇士球迷:耶!終于給我們急需的傷病名單增加了深度!

[–]n00-1ne 374 points 2 hours ago

Kristap is NBA first team all-injured.

球迷:波爾津吉斯是 NBA 最佳傷病陣容一陣成員。

[–]TimberwolvesCommon-Bad-7899 1525 points 3 hours ago

San Francisco tech gonna heal PORZINGIS

森林狼球迷:舊金山的科技會(huì)治好波爾津吉斯的。

[–]San Francisco WarriorsSalty_Dog3 656 points 2 hours ago

Get ready to learn AI billboards buddy

舊金山勇士球迷:哥們,準(zhǔn)備好學(xué)習(xí) AI 廣告牌吧。

[–]PacersTheBoilerCat 1172 points 3 hours ago

Why is everything completely out of left field at this deadline?

步行者球迷:為什么在這個(gè)截止日,所有事情都完全出乎意料?

[–]WarriorsLLryo 380 points 2 hours ago

Whole deadline straight out of 2k

勇士球迷:整個(gè)截止日就像是直接從 2K 游戲里搬出來(lái)的一樣。

[–]LakersImkitoto 1038 points 3 hours ago

But why

湖人球迷:但是為什么???

[–]LakersEmbarrassedRing7806 945 points 2 hours ago

Because they werent getting giannis and KP is an improvement

湖人球迷:因?yàn)樗麄兏悴粊?lái)字母哥,而波爾津吉斯是個(gè)升級(jí)。

[–]Ok_Possible_5702 941 points 2 hours ago

KP is not an improvement considering that he never plays.

球迷:考慮到他從不打球,波爾津吉斯并不是什么升級(jí)。

[–]WarriorsToeman227 935 points 2 hours ago

Its over ladies and gentlemen

勇士球迷:女士們先生們,結(jié)束了。

[–]CIark 843 points 3 hours ago

“Steph we got a game changer he’s a champion and he’s tall af” “Who is it?!!? Holy fuck Giannis???” “No…” “AD?” “No” “Who” “Kristaps Porzingis babyy”

球迷:

“庫(kù)里,我們搞來(lái)了一個(gè)能改變比賽的家伙,他是冠軍成員,而且個(gè)子賊高。”

“是誰(shuí)?!?。课胰ナ亲帜父鐔????”

“不……”

“是濃眉?”

“不”

“那是誰(shuí)”

“是克里斯塔普斯?波爾津吉斯,寶貝兒”

[–]LakersGristle__McThornbody 762 points 2 hours ago

Neither does Kuminga.

湖人球迷:庫(kù)明加也不打球啊。

[–]GrizzliesTrulyNotABot 687 points 2 hours ago

They’re replacing DNP-Coach’s Decision with DNP-Broke Down

灰熊球迷:他們把 “無(wú)法上場(chǎng) - 教練決定” 換成了 “無(wú)法上場(chǎng) - 身體報(bào)廢”。

[–]Kingsbubbles2255 600 points 3 hours ago

Jimmy and Buddy, the breakup we didn’t want

國(guó)王球迷:吉米和希爾德,我們不想看到的分手。

[–]Supersonicstinybathroomfaucet 549 points 2 hours ago

Tariffs are messing with the trade market

超音速球迷:關(guān)稅把交易市場(chǎng)搞亂了。

[–]RaptorsGreenSnakes_ 434 points 3 hours ago

Warriors realized their weak offer wasn’t getting them Giannis lmao. He’s staying in Milwaukee until the offseason

猛龍球迷:勇士意識(shí)到他們那點(diǎn)寒酸的報(bào)價(jià)根本換不來(lái)字母哥,笑死。他會(huì)待在密爾沃基直到休賽期。

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